Sentence Game

Ok here's the deal:
No mean/harmful/cruel posts about another person.
This is all fun and games.
You must continue the sentence from the post above you.
No double posts and you can only posts 3 words so that another person can continue the sentence with 3 words.
This is intended to be creative and funny.

So here we go:

*Alex likes to...* (Continue the sentence with 3 words.)

Slap monkeys in

happy Wonderland of

apes on trains

while eating inside

a giant open

candy bag which...

had candy inside

After that a

snake ate him

And a monkey

ate his big

large, huge, ginormous...

Cabbage patch which

was pretty funny

and was a

Great dissapointment to

alex because he

Was really sad??

since his beard

raped the little

smurf people while

they were mating?

on top a

a skyscraper doing